Jokes Sms in Hindi

Hindi Sms Collection
Har ahat ehsaa hamara dilayegi. Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yara, Ki hum na honge aur humhari yad satayegi. (138 Word).

Hindi
Santa: mera beta rat bhar book ke samne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu hua?
Santa: wah book ‘facebook’ tha, isliye (140 Word)

Hindi
Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Hindi
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir (140 Word)

Hindi/Urdu
Son: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane
Dad: uske liye bahut dimag Caheye hai
Son: isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi a raha hai ke ap kaise enginer bane (144 Word)

Hindi Sms
Ek Man bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Man: Ap kon ho Ji?
Avaz aai: Bhagwan.
Man: Jab mein ghori chadane laga, to aap kahan the ji? (158 Word)

Hindi Text Sms
Tec: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum batao 45+5 kitna hua?
Stu: Kya sir? asan sawalo ka javab ap de diye aur mushkil saval mujhse kar rahe ho (133 Word)

Urdu and Hindi
Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya kro
Mobile te sada v number mila lya kro
Lokan nu te hans hans k $m$ karday o
Kadi sade li v package krwa lia kro. (143 Word)

Hindi
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.

Hindi
Bap: hamari protiva kiun chupa rehta hai?
Beta:kiun ki sabne protivaban nahi ho jay is lyee (91 Word)

Urdu
Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?
Student: five sir.
Teacher:gadha.
Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay. (122 Word)

Hindi Sms Messages
Teacher: tumhara bap ka na keya hai?
Student: sir, char option do to parunga. (78 Word

Hindi
Suna hai tum club se daak paya ho?
: ha, thik suna.
:tumhara naam par kitni goal likha hai? (92 Word)

Best Collection Of Hindi Sms
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li. (132 Word)

Hindi Messages
A boy asks his room mate: Ye kaisi machis laye ho. Ek bhi teli nahi jal rahi.
Man: Kya bat kartay ho Sanat Ji, sab ki sab check kar kay laya hon. (145 Word)

Hindi
Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Man: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main so rahaa tha? (105 Word)

Hindi Sms collection
San: navy mein kam hai. karoge?
Ban: zaror. kya kam hai?
San: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jata hai
to tumhe peche se use dakhelna hai (140 Word)

Hindi
Man: Oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,
kya hua?
Gujarati: Yaar kal jaaonga,
Aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. (114 Word)

Hindi
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

January 22, 2011 | H.A Davidson | 1 Comment | 516 views

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