Funny Sms Jokes

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

Urdu
Murgi anda deti hai,
aur gaai dudh deti hai,
to aisa kon hai jo dudh bhi deta hai,
aur
anda bhi deta hai?
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Dukandar
Dont clap plz.
I know am genious.

Urdu
Aap chale gye to Baag se titliyan chali gayi.

Phool murjha gaye
Patte jhad gaye.

Ab aur mat satao..

GARDEN mein pani dena hai,
Kaam par laut aao..!!

Urdu
1bar ankh or dil me Ladai ho gyi,
DIL:-dekte ho tum
or dard hme hota he
ANKH:-dil lgate ho tum or rote h hm

Tab GAAL bola:-kamino thappad to me khata hu..

Urdu
Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…!

Hindi Sms Jokes
Madam: Aj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo. (127 Word)

Hindi
Jo insan hamesha free me hasta rehta hai, usko kya kehate hai?
HUSMUKH.
Jis insan ka hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya ho, usko kya kehte hai? (137 Word)

Hindi
Voh chom le ik bar to aati nahi nend
Unki methi avaz mein jati hai rat bet
Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao (140 Word)

Hindi Jokes
Qus: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
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Ans: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi phir aane vali hai!

Sms Hindi Jokes
Bhikhari: Hello Hotel Taj, one Pizza, one Biryani aur one Non Veg Dish Bhej Do.
Waiter: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Nam Pe ! (142 Word)

Sms Jokes in Hindi
Dir: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Act: Par mere ko tairna nahi ata, mein dob jaunga.
Dir: Don’t worry, pool me pani nahi hai. (159 Word)

Sms Jokes in Mobile
Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 ankhe di
Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 dant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti (148 Word)

Hindi
Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain. (129 Word)

Hindi Jokes
Santa: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

Hindi Sms
Ek Dadi Bhagwat Gita ka paath kar rahi thi.
Pota: Dadi aap kis exam ki tayari kar rahi ho?
Dadi: Final exam ki….. (118 Word)

Jokes In Hindi
Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja
Bhejne-wala mahan, padhne-wala gadha.
Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai
Bhejne-wala gadha, padhne-wala mahan.

Hindi
Sar: Tumari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua
Dri: Ik daru ki botle iske neche aa gayi thi
Sar: Tumhe botle nazar nahi ayi
Dri: Botle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neche aya tha (178 Word)

January 13, 2011 | H.A Davidson | No Comments | 985 views

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