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Sms Jokes Hindi

jab Sacchi Lagan Ho
Josh Ho

Junun Ho

Himmat Ho
Kartavya Palan Ka Jazba Ho
Dhiraj Ho

Kadi Mehnat Ho
To Aap Bhi

Ha Aap Bhi

‘GARMI ME BINA NAHAYE RAH SAKTE Hai’

Hindi
Kahte hai OPEN aur CLOSE opposite words hai,

magar

Aap sabse jyada usi se OPEN hote ho jis se aap jyada CLOSE hote ho!

Hindi
45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi Preshani nahi hoti,
But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke pasine chhut jate hai.
Kyun?
Kaminapan hai aur kya.

Hindi
Do u knw?
?
Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumte he.

Hindi
Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“maaaa BHOOT”

Hindi
GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai…

Hindi
Ap jaisa dost hame kuch khas lagte hai
mam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain
jane kab ajaye sms apka
isliye MOBILE ko DIL ke pas rakhte hain (143 Word)

Hindi
NEW TOTKA:
Agr Koi Apko Sms Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar Raha Hai
To..Uska Numbr Kisi B Website Par Larki k Naam se Likh De Or Maza Dekhe (138 Word)

Hindi
Hindi Sms
Ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peche lage jale main fasi makdi ki puch par baithe machar ki kasam “I MISS U YAR” (142 Word)

Hindi
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yadein meri
magar
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge (143 Word)

Hindi
India ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye
phir bhi no progres why?
kyo ki aaj bhi bhole log KAM chor ke mere SMS padh rahe hain
kya hoga is India ka (139 Word)

Hindi
Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam?
Dnt say wah Plz feel the pain
bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam?
MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnam (142 Word)

January 22, 2011 | H.A Davidson | 3 Comments | 302 views

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Comments

3 Responses to “Sms Jokes Hindi”
  1. Raj..choudhary says:
    May 29, 2012 at 11:12 am

    ritu plz send me funny joke my no.9799856049

  2. Hanan says:
    May 30, 2012 at 10:34 am

    But without girls janat also viran.Now what will you like to say Mr nick…..?
    M waiting your ans……….

  3. Seurya says:
    July 23, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Thanks :)

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