Funny Sms Messages

Urdu
1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha “TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha “MAI
GADHA”.
“TU GADHA” ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do…

Urdu
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

English
Every time I say ‘how are you?’ my heart says ‘I care for you.’. Every time I ask ‘how have you been?’ my heart whispers ‘I miss you’

Urdu
aapko kabhi koi gham na ho..
apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho..
apko mile roz-roz naye-naye girl friend

Urdu
PRACTICAL TIP,
agar apni cosun patani ho to,
jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar
jhappi maro,
agar hans gaee to phans gai,
or agar ghussa huee to
BAJEE DAR GAI BAJEE DAR GAI..

Urdu
Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai…

Urdu
Ur Eyes Patakha ..
Ur Lips Rocket ..
Ur Ears Chakri ..
Ur Smile Phuljarri ..
Ur Personality Bomb ..Beta!! Nikal ley ..
i am Coming with
“MATCHIS”

Urdu
Hugli !
Hugli !
Hugli !
Dugli !
Dugli Dugli !
Bugli Bugli !
Bugli !!!!
Hanso Mat !
Ye Mantar Rang Kala Karne Ka Tha Jo Tumne Parh Liya Ab Kia Ho Ga ? ?

Urdu
Arz kia haiJanam Teri Yad Mai
Hame Dastt Lag Gae

thora ghor farmae

k janam teri yaad mai
hame dastt laggae

Ye bhi to anso hain

bus raste badal gae..

Urdu
Biryani khany ki dua neet karta hon main 4plate biryani ki wasty 15
say 20 botion kay bamay zarda rayta aur salad ky mun mera deeg ki traff
Bismillah…

Urdu
sardar ji had twins named tin & martin.again had twins named peter &
repeater.again had twins named max & climax.again had twins, he got fed up &
named stop & full stop…

Urdu
Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas ho gaya

Urdu
Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they…train ruki…….khidki
khuli…….nazron se nazren mili ………aur app ne kaha ……….Allah ke
naam pe dede BABA:-D

Urdu
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

Urdu
Kia le kar aye the dunia main?
Kia le kar jaoo gay?
Mujhe sms na kar k zaalim
Tum kitnay paisay bachaoo gay?

Urdu
Kamaal Ke
Nakhre TereAjib Tera
StYLe Hai…

Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur

Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai

English
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!

English
Cow eats grass!!!that’s Normal….

Human Fall in love!!!!

that’s Ok……

But!!!

when monkey press keypads

INCREDIBLE

still pressing

UNBELIVEBLE!!!!!!

Urdu
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)?D**%#%%!.!&
#-#V!=!=D%g#%”
T$#&*DON$*&%^
^%$#&&^%*#$%$#
^*&^#%*(#$%*@#
#$%#%$&#$*%%#@Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.

Urdu
Santa singh: which is the most painful delivery in world?
Banta singh: sunny deol ki maa ki.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: wo nikla gaddi le ke..

Urdu
Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Bhagwan Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahre Ho Ki
Naukari Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho!

October 30, 2010 | H.A Davidson | No Comments | 759 views

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