Descent Text Sms Messeges And Jokes
Yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever,
there will be one heart always beating for you,
no matter what happens. Do you know whose heart it is?Your own heart stupid!
Tomorrow I am undergoing a brain transplant operation.
I would like to use your brain.
Can you please give it?
Because I always use only unused stuff!
When life is going wrong,
when relations break up,
when sorrow engulfs you,
when tears flow down your eyes,
just give me a call:
because I sell tissue papers!
Hilarious Joke Message SMS
Secrets for a happy and healthy life:
Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.
And most of all make sure that these three girls don’t meet each other!
I want you to be with me on a cheerful night,
in a nice restaurant,
candlelight dinner,
superb menu,
and say the 3 important words to you.
PAY THE BILL!
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u’ll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U! English
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
-there is a long ,
long trail a winding
-into the lands of my dreams
-where the nightmare is singing
-and white moon beams
-a long night of waiting untill my dreams all come true…….. English
Never cry for those who donot deserve ur tears but who deserve your tears never let you cry English
In life when you get troubles, don’t get nervous… Just close your eyes and follow ur heart… b’coz heart may be in left…. but it is always right English
U-ME=NOTHING
U+ME=EVERYTHING
I LOVE U
“If you really want to do something,
you will find a way.
If u don’t,
You will find an excuse.”
Cute Feel : My Hands Never PainWhen Typing Message For You,
But My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.!!
Some People Have Nice Eyes,
Some Have a Nice Smile &
Some of Them Have a Nice Face
But You Have All of Them Inclluding a nice Heart.
Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do,
the cheer and love u shared, and the happy people whose hearts u hav touched.
Friendship is Like A Tree …
It is Not Measured on How tall it could be,
But on how deep the roots have grown.
Sometime GOD closes all Doors
&
Shuts all d WindowsDuring those Times, think that
May b there is STORM Outside n
HE wants u SAFE.
Be +ve
Psychological Fact:When A Person Cries Due To Happyness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye.
But
When It 1st Comes Frm The Left,
Its Pain
No SwEet ThouGhts 2 ForWard …
No Cute GrAphiCs 2 SenD …
JUST A CaRinG HeaRt SaYinG ….
(*_*) TakE CaRe AlwaYs (*_*)
‘Touch’ Someone’s Heart Whenever U Can
‘Taste’ Awl Dat Life Has Offer
‘Smell’ Roses
‘Hear’ The Nice things Dat Other Hve 2 Say
‘See’ The Beauty Inside Everyone …
‘Life is everything’
when the person u love misses u in your absence..
but ‘life is nothing’ When
they miss to understand your importance in your presence.
A Face Can Speak Thousand EmotionsBut It Can Easily Mask What Heart
Truly Feels … Don’t Be Fooled
By The Happiest Face . It May Be
Masking The Most Hurting Heart …
A simple “HELLO”
can be so sweat…H= How r u?
E= Every thing ok
L= Like to c u
L= love 2 hear from u
O=Obviously I Miss u!
so….
HELLO!
Love & Hatred Though Opposite In
But
Have A Common Factor In It
The Person Alwayz Lingerz In Ur Mind
For Whom
U have Either Of The Feeling
How blessed I m 2 b a Muslim!I say a simple Salam to some,I’m rewarded.
I smile at someone, I’m rewarded.
I pray in Masjid with Jamaat,I’m rewarded 27 times more than those who pray alone.
I begin anything with Bismillah, that action of mine is rewarded.
I think of doing a good deed,I’m rewarded.
I control my temper,I’m rewarded.
I hold the glass with my right hand while drinking,I’m rewarded.
Alhamdulillah!
Life Is Like A Book
Turn Over The
Pages Day By Day….
You Can Find New
Experience Everyday.
So Enjoy Ur Life With New Experience.
Gud Afternun
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept
looking at you, for the rose isn”t as beautiful as you.
Talent Is Like A Perfume Bottle.
If U Never Open It Noboday Knows The Fragrance Inside It.
Act Wisely, Be Open N Fragrance In Ur Life
Worries Are Like MOON>1 Day will Increase
>1 Day will Decrease
>Other Day may not be seen
So Don’t Worry 4 Anything.
All Iz Well. Keep
Some Joyz Are Better
Xpressed In SilenceAs A Smile Holds More
Meaning Than Words
I Was Asked If I Enjoy
Having U In My Life
I Juz Smiled …
SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this
A fulfiling future belongs to those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn’t matter where you might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts
Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting your mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, you can’t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
There is alwys going 2 b people tht hurt you so what you hav 2 do iz keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
I hav likd many buh loved very few.
Yet no-1 has beeen as sweeeet as YU.
I would stand and wait in the worldz longesttt queueeee.
Jus fr the pleazure ov aaa moment wid YU.
All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right.
so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.
” Health Tips ”1. Answer The Phone By Left Ear.
2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.
3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.
( New Chain Of Health Messages )
Every time I say “how are you?” my heart says “I care for you.”. Everytime I ask “how have you been?” my heart whispers “I miss you”
The person who invented alphabets mistook greatly because he put distance betwen u and I
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